Mike Acosta - A jack of all trades by virtue of logic.

Mike Acosta is 22 years old.  He is a Sociology major and plans to go to U.C. Berkeley to study law.  (That's right ladies, get me now while I'm still single and unwanted:  future lawyer for sale!)   Well okay, not really.  As you can tell, Mike has a sense of humor and believes that all people should have some sort of personality

He was born in Huntington Beach and lived in Norwalk, CA until he was ten years old.  When he was ten, his mother took her two sons to live in Tehachapi, CA.  A small retirement community in the mountains/desert between Mojave, and Bakersfield out in the middle of BFE.

When he was 18 he graduated and his family moved down to Chino, CA, their present location.  Mike lives with his cousin in their own apartment.  For the next two years, he would be operate and run an Arbys as an Assistant Manager.  After two years he decided it would be best to return to school to receive his education. 

Mike currently works for UPS part time and is happily enrolled in school.  He was President of the Sociology Club in the Spring and Fall of 2004  He is now founder and President of Scoop:  a health and fitness club aimed at weight reduction and maintenance for college students.  Scoop is set to debut in February of 2005.

Likes: Humor.  He loves funny people who can make him laugh without even trying.  Seems to get along well with people who talk a lot. 

Dislikes:  People who can't take a joke, or just don't get it.  Sometimes if I'm unsure I'll test them as soon as I meet them.  "Oh, you're name is Lacey?  Heh, I knew someone named Lacey once.  I didn't like her."
Her reaction to that says a lot about her.

Favorite Show:  Family guy

Here are some quotes I thought might make you laugh.

Yea, I know, everyone on AOL has a family guy quote, but c'mon.  It's funny.

Tom Tucker Interviews Dustin Hoffman using clips from his movies.

Tom Tucker: So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Ben Braddock] Are you trying to seduce me, Mr. Tucker?
Tom Tucker: I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman. You really look great.
Dustin Hoffman: [As Rain Man] Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner.
Tom Tucker: Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here at the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you ...
Dustin Hoffman: [As Captain Hook] Bring me Peter Pan!
Tom Tucker: I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin.

Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West?
Adam West: How do you know my language?
 

Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

Gun advocate: Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.